I met this guy through other people at school. He was a few years older than me and, as it turned out, a few years behind me emotionally. It probably should have been a bad sign that we started dating because he wore me down and I finally just gave in and said yes. I spent the first 3 months doing fine but after that, I spent the remaining 5 trying to get away from him. He didn’t wear deodorant because of a kidney condition but he still only took showers every other day. He smelled funny and he when I told him he did nothing (apparently I was supposed to pick the deodorant out for him.) He was super angry about the world, and thought the world owed him. He started to treat me like crap and right before Christmas we broke up. He tried to make me jealous but I couldn’t have cared less, even leaving me a voice mail for my mom saying he would miss her friendship, at which she laughed because she didn’t even like him. Oh, and the sex was fine but he was so stuck on himself that I was turned off and the last few months I wouldn’t even let him touch my arm or kiss me and he couldn’t get a clue that I didn’t like him.


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He couldn’t wear deoderant?! You’re a champion for staying with him as long as you did. Wow.

Vodka and Ground Beef added these pithy words on Oct 07 10 at 10:50 pm

omg is that jeff melichar

kaz added these pithy words on Oct 24 10 at 10:21 pm

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