This guy kept talking about how good of a writer he was and how he worked for the college newspaper so I thought I’d give him some attention. His almost invisible D was not exactly a treat and he seemed so lost around my lady parts, he finally he broke down and confessed he was a virgin. I went to the bathroom to clean up and the dude fell asleep, locking me out of his mothball scented room. I stood there naked, wrapped in a towel as his roommates looked at me. I’m so embarrassed to even admit I wasted a drunken night on him.
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Sarah added these pithy words on He looks sexy to me! Who wouldn’t love a morbidly obese chunk laying on top of you, crushing you and pushing all the air out of your lungs? Send him my way. Do you know if he listens to Bob Marley or The Beatles?
Valeria added these pithy words on
Mar 12 10 at
12:53 am
That’s f-ing sick. NO ONE should have sex with someone who looks that gross, even with a black bar across his face.
Smitty added these pithy words on
Mar 12 10 at
9:26 pm
He makes my vag dry up like the Sahara Desert.
Betty added these pithy words on
Mar 22 10 at
3:10 am
Oh GAWD NO. Ewwwwww. Girl, you must have been desperate
Lucy added these pithy words on
Mar 25 10 at
12:06 pm
Oooo a big sexy bear I’d love to cuddle with. I’m sure he likes bois hunny, he has that look, even with the bar in front of his face.
Russ added these pithy words on
Apr 26 10 at
11:47 pm
