He was so proud of himself that he could go on forever, and I was only bored after a while. Just going on for so long is not good enough if you’re fucking as if you are following a manual. Somebody must have done the mistake and giving him some sort of instructions in a “press this thing, turn to this position, after 5 minutes put hands there and – voila – it works” sort of way. When we broke up he turned out to be a real, real, real, high class asshole as well, so no hard feelings for losing that guy.
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