I had a crush on him from the very second I laid eyes on him. He was a senior and I was a freshman in High School, which probably lead to my idolization of him. One night, while driving me home from rehearsal, he asked me if I had ever touched a penis before. I hadn’t. Moments later, he reached across the cab of his truck, took my hand, and brought it back to his exposed lap. If it weren’t bad enough, he pulled into the next neighborhood after mine, made out with me for awhile (my first kiss, by the way), and then instructed me to watch him jerk himself off for the next twenty minutes. After watching him cum all over the dash, he dropped me off and we never spoke about it again. Nine years later, he contacted me on Facebook and begged me to come and give him a pity fuck. Bitch, please.
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