This guy bragged constantly about how huge his dick was, talked about himself in the third person, and once stopped mid make-out to eat a cheeseburger he had picked up from McDonalds and made me carry around in my purse all afternoon. Real nice guy.
After some awkward flirting with this guy, he took me back to his band’s van. Once inside he put on some music to “set the mood” but was dead set on listening to DMX, whose barking made him get into it while we made out, so much so that he came while putting the condom on. Apparently this was a normal experience for him, as he was not shaken by it. As I left he gave me a free t-shirt from his band as a souvenir, how generous!
I thought this guy was super hot at a club. He told me he was from the future. I thought it was just his cute, funny pick up line, so it worked. But then the next morning, he was still talking about it. I think he’s either a little bit crazy, or actually from the future. Either way, I feel a bit weird about it.
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hahahaaaaa #2, didya feel your “temperature rising”?
ashley added these pithy words on
Mar 13 10 at
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