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A friend and I decided to take a drunken ride home to this dude and his friend because he only had a bicycle. I would have probably sexed anyone that night, as I hadn’t drank or had sex in 2 months; and had tested clean short after. Not only did coyote ugly set in like rigor mortis the next morning, but this week I found out that he some how managed to bless me with double dose of std. Next time I’ll designate a sober cock blocker.


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