He was actually a pretty cool guy, and I had a thing for those remarkably skinny hipster boys and that’s exactly what he was. However, I did not realize the repercussions that came with hopping into bed with someone who’s bone structure is covered in nothing but skin. It was a little awkward, but drunk sex tends to be, so I ignored that problem at the time. That was until the next day as I woke up and felt an intense pain in my legs. As I looked to investigate I realized that he had, in fact, bruised the holy lord out of my inner thighs with his completely un-padded hip bones. Ouch, as cute as he was I didn’t feel like waking up to purple thighs again, kid needs to eat a sandwich.
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frunsel added these pithy words on totally been there, never going near skinny boys again. it’s enough to turn me to chubbies.
Celia added these pithy words on
Mar 08 10 at
11:28 am
Had this happen to me, too, though he wasn’t even that skinny! Not fun.
JJ added these pithy words on
Mar 08 10 at
4:43 pm
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