Halloween, you never know what to expect on a night of mischief but dry humping some guy in the middle of a work party is probably to be avoided. His costume was pretty authentic though: he had a huge Mohawk but it was obviously fake since most of his long hair was pulled back in a ponytail underneath. He looked like a hipster who was trying to look like a dirty old school punk rocker. In the morning I looked over at him his hair and realized that his hair was not pulled back in a pony tail but in fact one huge knotted dread at the back of his head. The “fake Mohawk” was actually just a whole bunch of smaller dreads that were unattached to the one big knot. Well good sir, your dirty hair, nails, teeth and face are not so much a turn on when I realize they aren’t part of a costume. Goodbye dread Nohawk guy.
