Although he was extremely well endowed, I’m not really sure why it lasted that long. He was one of those guys mid-twenties who still found poop jokes funny, consistently asked me to sleep with him while he played “Hold Onto My Heart” by W.A.S.P. and would say things like “yeah, lunchboxes” and other strange comments when he was about to orgasm. How precious.
Iwas totally digging this guy’s long messy curly hair, but right when we were about to bang he pulled a baggie out of his pocket and said “I’m going to go smoke this pill’. Uh-oh.
I “dated” this fine piece when I first moved to the city. He would do a shitload of coke then try to titty fuck me with his scary pencil dick and the worst lube ever for hours on end. He also would beg me to fuck his roommate and would repeat “ain’t no fun unless the homies get some” over and over. Wow.
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lmao @ ain’t no fun unless the homies get some. What a gem!
xO endo added these pithy words on
Mar 01 10 at
11:02 pm
