As is the story with most every jerk-off in a band that tours Europe, this one considered himself a god. In a group setting he was pretty fun and normal and at least an 9 on the hot punk scale. I had him over once and as a result now know what it feels like to be boinked by a rabbit, and needing to take ten scalding hot showers to feel normal again. All I got out of it was paranoia and a free all-inclusive STD test at my university’s clinic.
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Look yourself in a mirror and ask yourself why you choose bad men. Could it have to do with having a hot punk scale?? Hmm.
HatCat added these pithy words on
May 06 10 at
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