My best friend, her boyfriend, her brother, and her brother’s friend were in town visiting. We all shared a hotel room together after spending the evening drinking and causing a ruckus. There were two beds and I shared one with the brother’s friend. As soon as the lights were off, it was on… as in, he was on me. Never have I experienced such a sloppy, animalistic, slobbery make-out. After a few minutes of this, I pretended to fall asleep. Ten minutes later, it all happened again. This went on for the next SIX hours. In the morning, I was greeted by his boner in my backside, followed by morning breath, and leftover Jimmy John’s sandwich in the bed, how thoughtful – breakfast in bed! No, thanks. After all this, I am lucky to have never seen him again. I like to think I did it for the story.
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Could you all identify yourselves in some way so decent men never make foolish mistakes like sleeping with you?
HatCat added these pithy words on
May 06 10 at
5:10 am
are you suffering from chronic apathy ?
bitch banger added these pithy words on
Aug 12 10 at
7:15 pm
