After our database ate it completely last summer, we never got around to re-uploading all the first posts that made this site, urm…great? For the next few weeks leading up to SXSW, I’ll upload some of my all time favorite posts. Enjoy!
This dude was obsessed with me telling him he had the biggest dick I had ever seen and if this wasn’t weird enough, the creepy factor got turned up to the max when he reached over to his nightstand once and pulled out and enormous purple dildo. I didn’t stick around long enough to find out what he wanted me to do with that monster. I am getting chills just thinking about it.
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When I went down on him, he asked me if I wanted a warning before he came. I said yes, please, and when it was time, he said, “Warning! This is your warning!” Gotcha, dude.
WHAT. THE. FUCK? 5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a “fat bitch” several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He’s covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap. He slapped me around and choked me the whole time we boned, then he held my hand and walked me to the train in the morning. I’m still confused.
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Comments ( 9 )
nice added these pithy words on Just curious if you will be re-adding some of the first sorry-dads that were lost as well?
DJR added these pithy words on
Feb 19 10 at
12:56 am
Very Kool if you can dig them up, I miss the one that I sent in that was posted *evil grin*
DJR added these pithy words on
Feb 21 10 at
3:36 pm
Um, so the last guy was that much of an idiot BEFORE she went home with him, and she still did anyway? She deserves to be choked.
Mark added these pithy words on
Mar 02 10 at
8:07 am
Yeah unclear why she ended up going home with the last guy. Doesnt speak highly of her.
Stupid added these pithy words on
Mar 11 10 at
7:08 pm
the last dude is obviously only on here because he never called her back. if a dude covered in shitty tattoos was an aggressive, violent dick to her friends and that somehow turned her on, his sexual habits should be no surprise and she was probably into that too. is it any surprise that shitty dudes who want to degrade you don’t want to become your boyfriend?
rod added these pithy words on
Mar 20 10 at
6:54 pm
What’s wrong with the second chap?
And um… sounds like the last one was your fault.. you never said “no, stop” or stopped at any of the warning signs but now you’re bitching.
HatCat added these pithy words on
May 06 10 at
5:15 am
Please tell me WHY would you have sex with a guy, after he dumped a beer on your best friend, and called her a fat bitch? I wouldn’t have even went home with him
Angelyck added these pithy words on
May 16 10 at
5:22 pm
