A guy in the year above me invited me to the cinema with him. Awesome, I thought. No sooner had I taken my coat off he pounced on me, shoving his tongue down my throat. When eventually he stopped, he complained that my teeth were sticking out. Charming. Later into the film, he began stroking my shoulder, and feeling up my belly button. He then pounced again, this time grabbing full hold of my boob and shoving some popcorn in the process of mouth raping me. Slightly weirded out, I ran off to the bathroom, and returned to find him wanking off to the sex scene and I made my escape once and for all.


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Wow. Better call up Dutch Wagenbach, sounds like a gross rapist on the make!

Himself added these pithy words on Feb 04 10 at 6:09 pm

you’ve never been on a date, have you…

ur full of it added these pithy words on Feb 05 10 at 5:21 am

lol wow. he sounds like a winner :/

rena added these pithy words on Feb 06 10 at 12:09 am

Holy Fucking Shit.

Dylan Roadie added these pithy words on Feb 06 10 at 11:27 pm

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