I met this guy through some friends of mine who were on a BMX road trip with him. One thing led to another and he ended up with me at my house. After some serious flirting and making out we decided to take it to the next step when he asked “Hey, uh, do you want to have sex?” He said that he only had a strawberry scented condom, which should have been a sign to steer clear of any action, especially considering the horrible yeast infection I later got from this. The sex was terrible and he kept stopping to go down on me for the worst oral I’ve ever received. Right before he came, he went into a hyperventilating fit and begged me not to move a muscle. I instantly freaked out and asked if he was okay. After finally calming down he explained that this is just what always happens to him. Finally he got up to use the restroom and started screaming “DON’T LOOK AT MY BUTT! DON’T LOOK AT MY BUTT!” while walking backwards. According to my guy friends he’s got a girlfriend. I wonder how she reacts to his hyperventilating/butt issues.
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agatha christie added these pithy words on I’m seriously wondering if the guy shat himself while coming and that’s why he was screaming about not looking at his butt….
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