I met this guy during a work conference – first time I ever had a one night stand, but I saw him periodically at future conferences. A year later we met up again and started talking and hanging out after the conference was all over. CLUE #1 of douchiness: his “girlfriend” answered his IM – he said it was his little cousin, who was babysitting his kids, playing around. CLUE #2 of douchiness: he had a new MSN picture, a baby – he said it was his goddaughter. Ok. Time goes on, things really cool off, but he kept trying. CLUE #3 of douchiness: I come home and log into Facebook, nd apparently he has a new friend, who then lists him as her husband. As I’m sitting there looking at pics of him and his wife on their wedding day and pics of the 2 kids I knew about holding their newest sibling, he’s trying to tell me that it’s all a joke, by the aforementioned cousin. He’s now divorced from the imaginary wife and has a new gf, although he still thinks there might be a chance for us to hook back up. Wow, has she got a prize.
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Sheesh, he’s the worst kind of creative. His little cousin, who was babysitting his kids, playing around? I’m sorry, too.
Sss added these pithy words on
Jan 20 10 at
8:43 am
Hard to believe.. but yes, there are actually men like that out there. Poor, poor us..
Miranda added these pithy words on
Jan 25 10 at
9:38 pm
