I met this guy in high school junior year but nothing happened since I had a serious boyfriend at the time. Five years later we got back in touch and I went to his house for a few beers. One thing led to another and after many attempts to keep his dick hard we had sex. After he came and I got off of him to find that the condom had fall off, was inside me, and so was his cum. He acted like he felt horrible and offered to pay for the Plan B morning after pill. He then texted me the follow day saying “How much do I owe you?”, to which I replied “Can you please not come to me like I am your hooker, we should go out to lunch or something so this doesn’t feel like a business deal.” He then had the balls to say “Look, I’m not trying to date you.” Thank god the pill worked!
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Ashlie added these pithy words on You shouldn’t be surprised when you hook up with a dude wearing a white suit.
Eno added these pithy words on
Dec 11 09 at
10:15 pm
I’m confused as to why him not wanting to take you out to lunch makes him such a terrible person. He seemed down to give you the money, that doesn’t mean you’re a prostitute.
noway added these pithy words on
Dec 13 09 at
12:24 am
Doesn’t really sound too bad to me. He offered to pay for your morning after pill not to date you. You’re just bitter he didn’t want to go to lunch with you.
Katrina added these pithy words on
Dec 13 09 at
10:09 am
If a guy comes inside you by accident and then wants to pay you back for the Plan B, that doesn’t mean he’s treating you like a hooker. His response may have been a little douchey, but you completely deserved it and at least he was honest.
Natalie Zack added these pithy words on
Dec 14 09 at
1:29 am
I agree with many of the comments above. I don’t think you were looking for a relationship, and neither was he, at least he was willing to pay you back. And I don’t think he was “acting” concerned either. Even a guy doesn’t want a girl he had a one-night stand with getting pregnant with his kid.
MochiHoshi added these pithy words on
Dec 14 09 at
8:07 pm
Ok ladies.. let’s calm down. A douche is a douche.. is a douche. The author is totally right, this guy should have at least offered to meet her in person to give the money. If she felt insulted, it’s for a reason. This guy is a LOSER DOUCHEWANKER.
Miranda added these pithy words on
Dec 14 09 at
9:28 pm
Bad choice of words maybe, but it wouldn’t put it beyond myself to text something like that if I was in a hurry. Ow, and I thought it was common practice to pay prostitutes up front ;-D
Chris added these pithy words on
Dec 14 09 at
10:38 pm
he offered to pay for the pill. he’s not a douche. you could argue the text was bad tact. but that’s hardly worth getting bent out of shape over.
Lee added these pithy words on
Dec 15 09 at
4:15 am
they didnt post the entire email I sent to them.
He offered to pay but never did. He kept coming up with excuses.
someone added these pithy words on
Dec 16 09 at
7:55 pm
That’s why I never date no white men! If my man treated me like that he be greeted at the door with my homemade iron knuckles, and a SSSSKSSSSST! so loud in his ear it’d be echoing for days!
Rondell Jenkins added these pithy words on
Dec 18 09 at
7:27 pm
Cry me a river. He was a hookup, not your long-term boyfriend. Sorry, but he did the right thing. He offered to pay for the plan b and that’s more than some hook ups would do.
Tee added these pithy words on
Jan 07 10 at
6:02 am
Tee, just because he offered doesn’t mean he’s a good hook-up. Did you not read where it says he never actually paid? Quit reading between the lines so you won’t sound like such a retarded fag. I didn’t think he was that big of a douche until I read where he kept coming up with excuses. That, however, is him being a douche.
Emi added these pithy words on
Jul 29 10 at
5:12 pm
