I met him at a bar when my friend was meeting up with him after meeting him online. I went after she begged me to be her wingman in case he was a loser. After we left the bar he immediately called her and said “Do you mind if I get your friend’s number? She’s super cute.” We started dating and I went to Italy for a couple weeks, but when I got home he had tattooed the switchblades across his cheeks. I was mortified. In the course of my dating him he swore that he hadn’t had sex in years when he met me (maybe that explains why he was so boring in bed), swore that the girls that hit on him and said that they were dating him too were lying. Even years later I still run into people who tell me the most random tidbits about him and his awful behavior. Too bad – what a total waste of a face.
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if i was your friend i’d be super pissed that got his number and started dating him.
maybe you are the douche here?
annabelle added these pithy words on
Dec 03 09 at
10:55 am
Okay you were in the clear till after you came back and still dated him with the assface tattoo’s. He sounded like an under cover douche bag but the tattoos sealed the deal
Sean added these pithy words on
Dec 04 09 at
2:14 pm
you could also be a psycho who doesnt really know the guy.
Jen K added these pithy words on
Dec 16 09 at
9:34 am
does everyone really just go around talkin about this guy? for years on end? he must of fucked you good, dont lie. Probably just angry he dropped you
kari added these pithy words on
Dec 16 09 at
9:43 am
christo added these pithy words on I fucking met this douchenozzle when I was drunk in Berkeley! I have pictures with him (but I never touched him)! LOL
Malice added these pithy words on
Dec 28 09 at
12:02 am
