We’ve had sex about 10 times. I can count on one hand the number of minutes we’ve been in anything but the missionary position. I need no fingers to count the number of times I’ve gotten off. Sorry, mom.
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[...] To wit, November 23, 2009: [...]
All’s Fair in Sex and War? | Evil Monito added these pithy words on Dec 10 09 at 8:05 pmHow much money has passed thru your hands in a lifetime?
bestgirls.com.ua added these pithy words on
Nov 24 09 at
5:18 am
Yeah, you better apologize for being a fucking moron and not telling the guy what you like.
PtMbs added these pithy words on
Nov 27 09 at
5:36 am
Whoa,here! he’s not a douchbag yet. He could 1) be really nice sweet cute and INEXPERIENCED! Train him. 2)Did he grow up religious and/or repressed? Help him. 3) Is he a Virgo, shy in bed but you lead he’ll follow? Release him. 4) Is he out going cool guy, silver-tounged devil with a boyishly cute smile, always knows/is what’s hip? Dump him. He’s a douchbag.
skippy added these pithy words on
Nov 29 09 at
3:51 am
Skippy: I love your analysis of the situation and especially enjoy the helpful tips.
Zidalgo added these pithy words on
Nov 30 09 at
10:27 pm
