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My freshman year of college I had just broken up with my HS boyfriend and decided it was time to let loose and go on a rebound rampage. The worst was this guy who was hot and kept saying he was a sophomore, but looked older. After about a minute of drunken sex, I asked him if he really was finished and he said yes, so I made him go down on me. It was decent but not great. He didn’t call me for a week but then we finally talked again and for some reason my douchebag alarm had not gone off yet. Right before we were going to have sex again he said, “you were pretty disappointed when I came fast the first time,” at first I said no but then I was like, “well yeah , kinda.” He then insisted that I tell him exactly how long he needed to last in bed. I fucked him for like 3 weeks and every time when I finished in like a minute, he would ask how disappointed I was. After I broke it off, he showed up at one of my classes once and tried to talk shit about me in front of my friends. God, what a loser.

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