This shorty has a HUGE Napoleon complex. Before I started dating him nobody liked him because he was just an angry little guy. If he couldn’t get it up he’d threaten to bitch slap his own penis. He belittled me constantly and bragged that he was the best lay his exes ever had, even to me, but he couldn’t even manage to get me off once in 11 months. He was so obsessed with the Yankees that when they lost, he would punch the wall and get too emotional to have sex. He would whine if I left 6 of my hairs in his hairbrush (he counted!) and would ask me to “filter” my thoughts through friends before wasting his time about it. Not to mention he told me he loved me, took it back, said our 11 month relationship was more like “3 months because we were in school”, didn’t get me a Valentine’s or Christmas gift because he “didn’t do that stuff” and left the country on my birthday to play golf.
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11 months? it took you 11 months to figure out he was a asshole?
Dylan Roadie added these pithy words on
Nov 16 09 at
6:36 pm
what. a. MEGADOUCHE.
but still, you fucked him for like eleven months, what the fuck were you thinking? by month five you should know that this dude sucks.
what added these pithy words on
Nov 16 09 at
7:43 pm
thatbirdslove added these pithy words on @what
She should have known he was a total douche by the impression her friends had. I wouldn’t want to date someone like him.
MochiHoshi added these pithy words on
Nov 17 09 at
4:57 am
What I came in to say has already been said twice.
Jamie added these pithy words on
Nov 17 09 at
5:17 am
You can’t even claim you were with him for the sex. by the way 5 months? by week 2 things should have been crystalizing
Sean added these pithy words on
Nov 17 09 at
8:43 am
damn you all need to chill OUT. seriously who cares about what she should have done?? this blogs about worst dudes, let the woman vent
Georgia added these pithy words on
Nov 17 09 at
6:04 pm
Aros added these pithy words on @Georgia. She already did vent; but sometimes, sympathy just isn’t possible. Sometimes, a decision is so incredibly terrible, the only rational solution is to pose the question: “What the fuck were you thinking?” This is a good thing; if the person hasn’t asked that before, they need to. If they have, it’s a good reminder to never show such terrible judgment again.
RK added these pithy words on
Nov 19 09 at
6:52 pm
….i’m sure she got the picture after that, hence the blog of regret. no need to push some air.
Georgia added these pithy words on
Nov 19 09 at
10:25 pm
Ugh, there are usually so many reasons to leave a loser and one not to. It’s called a life lesson. And anyway, despite the girl’s bad judgment, how could the GUY stay in the relationship so long acting like an ass? This guy was a megadouche, what goes around comes around and what he put out he will get back to him in the end.
Girl added these pithy words on
Nov 19 09 at
11:08 pm
@RK: romantic relationships are never “rational”. That is why sites like this exist.
Girl added these pithy words on
Nov 19 09 at
11:17 pm
11 months? jeez wouldn’t have lasted 11 minutes with me.
Sienna added these pithy words on
Nov 20 09 at
7:17 am
11 months?? Um, nooo. More like “3 months since they were in school.” lol.
Mike added these pithy words on
Nov 23 09 at
7:55 pm
What else is there to say? Love is blind, deaf and stupid. And I was all three.
author added these pithy words on
Nov 25 09 at
1:43 am
Oh, author! We all have been all three: blind, deaf and stupid, usually not at the same time though. The time frame has already been duly noted by others; you do realize you could have had his baby!! Not that the goods delivered were enough to imprenant you but at least time wise:-D To me the worst part is that picture!!! Did you really wake up to a guy who dressed like that the night before???
skippy added these pithy words on
Nov 29 09 at
3:36 am
