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By: emeff

emeff — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 08:57:22 +0000

Wow, from the parts you can see, he looks exactly like my husband except for the dumbass haircut. Good thing I trust my guy not to be such a cokehead douche(who has a Vans poster btw, ew). I got the hottie without having to deal with an uninterested dickhead. Win!

By: Um... John?

Um... John? — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:31:17 +0000

So much hating for the five-minute men… what about 15 minutes of really good cunnilingus and then five minutes of sex?

By: Girl

Girl — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:23:34 +0000

Must have been an interesting lay.

By: Widget

Widget — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:38:41 +0000

I NEVER want to do that to a girl. I REALLY hope I never have. I sometimes fear I’ll see a picture of myself on here. though. Sorry dad, I was a real jerk sometimes.

By: Chauncy Peppertooth

Chauncy Peppertooth — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:34:12 +0000

Uh, if a dude doesn’t call you back or return your texts, you don’t have to “run”.

By: hotspot shield

hotspot shield — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:53:10 +0000

He probably has “X” amount of dollars to spend in this exercise. Make sure he buys at least ten stocks.

By: what

what — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:50:15 +0000

ewwwww
how horrifying