Ugh, what is there to say. He was over in done with in less than five minutes, and his “O” face was like Jack Nicholson’s face in The Shining.
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what added these pithy words on He probably has “X” amount of dollars to spend in this exercise. Make sure he buys at least ten stocks.
hotspot shield added these pithy words on
Nov 05 09 at
8:53 pm
Uh, if a dude doesn’t call you back or return your texts, you don’t have to “run”.
Chauncy Peppertooth added these pithy words on
Nov 13 09 at
6:34 am
I NEVER want to do that to a girl. I REALLY hope I never have. I sometimes fear I’ll see a picture of myself on here. though. Sorry dad, I was a real jerk sometimes.
Widget added these pithy words on
Nov 14 09 at
7:38 am
Girl added these pithy words on So much hating for the five-minute men… what about 15 minutes of really good cunnilingus and then five minutes of sex?
Um... John? added these pithy words on
Dec 08 09 at
1:31 am
Wow, from the parts you can see, he looks exactly like my husband except for the dumbass haircut. Good thing I trust my guy not to be such a cokehead douche(who has a Vans poster btw, ew). I got the hottie without having to deal with an uninterested dickhead. Win!
emeff added these pithy words on
Dec 29 09 at
8:57 am
