I made it clear I had no interest in banging this guy and just needed a place to crash. Even in my drunken stupor, I emphasized this. This did not stop me from giving him a consolation hand job, or him from attempting to get in my pants anyway. At one point, he leaned back and announced that he was “being sexual.” I passed out after a good laugh. I left early in the morning, some point after he muttered something about his mother coming to pick him up at 11.
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Comments ( 8 )
You gave him a consolation hand job? What did he do to deserve that? You sound like one classy broad.
Samantha added these pithy words on
Oct 31 09 at
1:39 am
lemme get this straight: you’re homeless handin out hand jobs.. he lets you crash at his place.. and he’s the douche?
allie added these pithy words on
Oct 31 09 at
5:18 am
You told him you didn’t want to have sex and then gave him a handjob? And were surprised when he asked for more?
Girls make plans before you go out and don’t offer up handjobs as payment for a place to crash after you have repeatedly said you don’t want to have sex.
t added these pithy words on
Nov 02 09 at
12:15 am
consolation hand job? i’d hate to see you at funerals.
Lee added these pithy words on
Nov 03 09 at
5:21 am
i can’t believe how often its the girls that end up looking bad on this site.
girl added these pithy words on
Nov 04 09 at
12:30 am
@girl: both genders are guilty; there’s plenty of guys out there with terrible dating experience, yet “Sorry, Dad” seems to bring out only those guys who SHOULD be written about by the women on this site. Though, it is refreshing the few times a genuine terrible person shows up in the stories.
RK added these pithy words on
Nov 05 09 at
3:36 pm
Girl added these pithy words on If a guy is trying to get in your pants (and you actually don’t want him to!) just tell him, “I’ve already got one a$$ 4ole in there and that’s enough.” It works every time. Well, it worked on me anyway.
skippy added these pithy words on
Nov 29 09 at
3:42 am
