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I do not know what possessed me to sleep with this dude. When we got to his bedroom, the TV was already on, lighting up the whole room. “Sorry my room is kind of messy,” he said. “I had a LAN party last night….” As if LAN parties were common and known to be raging. Despite that, things progressed. He had a high pitch giggle during sex. Even months later, he told anyone who would listen about how I was “demonstrative” in bed and gave too many instructions. I wouldn’t need to give instructions if he was any good. He introduces himself to my friends and says “Oh, I know you. I fucked your friend, she was a bitch!” It is kind of sad that this one very BRIEF fuck gave him so much material. Oh yea, and a lesbian friend once sucked him off – she compared his dick to a “cone of flesh.”

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Comments ( 3 )

He’s pretty much a land-locked surfer.

Anonymous added these pithy words on Oct 29 09 at 7:18 pm

You banged him, but needed a friend to know what his dick looked like? Still a weirdo, though.

PtMbs added these pithy words on Oct 29 09 at 9:04 pm

who giggles during sex? did he have hello kitty bedsheets?

Lee added these pithy words on Nov 03 09 at 5:24 am

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