I do not know what possessed me to sleep with this dude. When we got to his bedroom, the TV was already on, lighting up the whole room. “Sorry my room is kind of messy,” he said. “I had a LAN party last night….” As if LAN parties were common and known to be raging. Despite that, things progressed. He had a high pitch giggle during sex. Even months later, he told anyone who would listen about how I was “demonstrative” in bed and gave too many instructions. I wouldn’t need to give instructions if he was any good. He introduces himself to my friends and says “Oh, I know you. I fucked your friend, she was a bitch!” It is kind of sad that this one very BRIEF fuck gave him so much material. Oh yea, and a lesbian friend once sucked him off – she compared his dick to a “cone of flesh.”
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Anonymous added these pithy words on You banged him, but needed a friend to know what his dick looked like? Still a weirdo, though.
PtMbs added these pithy words on
Oct 29 09 at
9:04 pm
who giggles during sex? did he have hello kitty bedsheets?
Lee added these pithy words on
Nov 03 09 at
5:24 am
On behalf of guys involved in pleasant one-night stands everywhere, I apologize for your douchbag in the Webkins Pull-ups, the footie pajamas and Hello, kitty sheets! On the other hand, with guys like him going ‘public’ it makes it easy for the rest of us (non-pull up wearers).
skippy added these pithy words on
Nov 29 09 at
4:03 am
haha added these pithy words on That looks like a psycho gay guy I knew in high school that was always hitting on me. He thought he was a real casanova. Interesting.
Phen added these pithy words on
May 24 10 at
9:54 am
