The drinking and gambling problems should have been enough to tell me this sweetheart was a douche bag. Unfortunately it took a hell of a lot more for me to realize this selfish bastard still had the maturity of a 16 year-old. He would fight anyone to prove that he was “the best” and volunteered to fight my friends “10-1″…while we were out once, he almost got into a fight with a blind guy. I for one, am definitely not seeing this douche again.
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I, for one, don’t know what your problem is. Most of the chicks that submit to this site talk about how small the guys penis is, or how quickly he got off, and then go on to say that he nailed a billion of her friends; although we all know that women don’t have other women friends, just girls they talk less shit about than strangers.
But you’re right, you probably need a mature guy; someone who you can talk seriously about Miley Cyrus to, someone who understands your need to make out with other chicks for attention, someone who can buy you makeup and shit.
For each inch of cock that you wish I had, I’m sure you’ve got 35 pounds that I wish you didn’t have. Sorry mom, I bang the worst chicks.
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Aug 03 09 at
8:28 am
