Shortly after moving to San Francisco, I ended up drunkenly making out with and sleeping next to a coworker. After repeatedly letting me know how much I loved her boobs (which in reality, were alright, but the rest of her ruined them), I realized this girl was a bit too crazy and unappealing for my personal tastes. She began to be super awkward at work, even claiming that she was about to transfer stores because of me. A few weeks later she was trying to get down with my best friend/room mate at a local bar. He and I joked about it casually while he went home with her, making the same mistake I did (and reportedly receiving the absolute WORST blowjob of his life). Work is a bit more relaxed nowadays, but I still hold extreme disrespect in the back of my mind, Monday through Friday.
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Comments ( 7 )
something about this story doesn’t quite ring true…
skeptical added these pithy words on
Oct 15 09 at
9:52 pm
Damn…these dudes are sending in stories that really don’t show douchebaguettes….
Becky added these pithy words on
Oct 15 09 at
10:43 pm
Seriously, these stories are only making the guys seems like douches.
anony added these pithy words on
Oct 16 09 at
8:30 pm
I don’t see the point of this story. You didn’t bang her, and then she was awkward, and then your friend did bang her, and then she wasn’t awkward. Who cares? And you, for some reason peculiar to the male mind, have disrespect for her but presumably no problems with your own self-respect.
Rae added these pithy words on
Oct 17 09 at
3:40 am
Aros added these pithy words on By some mad coincidence every single ex of every single guy was ‘crazy’ ‘hysterical’ or a ‘psycho bitch.’ It’s astonishing, really. And the funniest part is, when women are crazy they what? Give bad blowjobs? When dudes are crazy they end up murdering their girlfriends, wives, sometimes the kids, too!
Shazaam added these pithy words on
Oct 25 09 at
1:46 am
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