I had been seeing this 30-something woman for a few weeks and one night while I was doing her doggy style she asked if I wanted to fuck her ass. I explained I didn’t have any lube. She said that hand lotion would do. Well, you don’t have to tell me twice!Here’s the kicker: as I was fucking her ass with hand lotion, she asked “do you love me now?”. I kind of stopped for a moment there but I figured I could think about it more after cumming all over her back.
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Sounds like one of the douches who are usually posted here for Sorry-Mom posted this one. Bring Sorry-Mom back!
MochiHoshi added these pithy words on
Oct 12 09 at
5:18 pm
Um…what? This doesn’t seem like a bad woman, just odd.
RK added these pithy words on
Oct 12 09 at
5:41 pm
At most shared douchiness at worst the real douche wrote the post
Sean added these pithy words on
Oct 12 09 at
7:36 pm
I didn’t know accepting an invitation to anal was a contract to love.
What were you supposed to do? People say all sorts of weird things during sex. If she didn’t make it seem like she wanted to stop, talk about it after.
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Oct 12 09 at
9:15 pm
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Aros added these pithy words on I don’t know, guys, that IS an awkward situation.
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Oct 16 09 at
9:01 am
