Dude was a drunk gamer. When I was 16 (he was two years older) he would invite me over his fat friend’s house every weekend so we could get hammered and after about a year of stale conversation and sloppy make out sessions, I decided I was going to sleep with him before he went off to college. He came over to my house while my parents were out and of course we got wasted before anything remotely intimate happened. He struggled with the condom saying he’d never put one on before so after I turned it around the right way for him, he didn’t even fill it up. Nothing’s worst than a flaccid penis. Maybe the shower would work? Fumble McFumbleston poked around for a bit with no luck and after 20 minutes my mom found us. The dude dipped out at lightning speed and waited in the driveway for his mom to come get him.
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Hey MOM….
You used to have so many updates per day. No we get just one every few days. This blog was awesome but intrest is heading on out to other things now. Please start updating more, this blog became such a ritual. Daily laughs!!! Now everytime i get on to sorrymom and see that you haven’t updated I just get upset. I hate to be upset. it is nought as nice a feeling as laughing.
Annedriah Altoidia added these pithy words on
Oct 08 09 at
7:48 pm
I have no idea why i put nought down instead of not. I am stupid possibly???
Annedriah Altoidia added these pithy words on
Oct 08 09 at
7:49 pm
THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T GET OBLITERATED BEFORE FUCKING. IT’S COMMON SENSE!!!
I just feel bad for this guy.
PtMbs added these pithy words on
Oct 08 09 at
10:24 pm
hey. I would update if submissions were made. I aint lazy! I’m just not getting any content from people. Go fuck some sleezebags and send some in, caus I ain’t gonna do it!
MOM added these pithy words on
Oct 09 09 at
5:02 pm
Ugh girl! You need to get to my church so as we can heal you of your sinful ways.
Rondell Jenkins added these pithy words on
Oct 09 09 at
5:46 pm
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