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One night at the movies with a friend, we ran into a friend of hers who had also brought along a friend. I was indifferent towards his quiet bland fro-haired friend and exchanged no words with the guy, but afterward all four of us decided to go get drinks. He didn’t seem to talk much but suggested we go see another movie sometime. This somehow turned into four dates, during which he stared at me lovingly and excused himself to go to the bathroom every ten minutes. Finally we had sex and he came in a minute, then we had sex in the morning and he came in a minute again. While we were still in bed naked he asked me about my relationship experience, but not because he cared, only so he can tell me he just broke up with his girlfriend of two years when she went to rehab. After I tortured him some more I got his twisted ass to confess that he was only stringing me along, which meant his ex had hurt him and he wanted to hurt someone else.


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happens to everyone at least once. not really a douche at all honestly, just human.

Aros added these pithy words on Oct 06 09 at 5:13 am

i feel you there, that’s happened to me a lot, and foolish me it happened twice with the same guy.

MCMG added these pithy words on Mar 21 10 at 10:03 am

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