I dug this gem up at the local community college right after high school. He was the funny frat boy with a heart of gold wasn’t my usual type, but he asked for a date and I was hungry. We hit it off well enough over waffles for dinner. After a few more dates, we ended up running into each other at the mall on accident. He was having fun following me around and distracting me from shopping for interview clothes with trampy shorts and v-neck shirts that I was happy to model for him. It was all fun and games until he walked me out to my car. I was thanking him for being a gentleman when he cut me off with, “I wanna fuck your mouth.” I let out a nervous laugh as I ended up pinned between him and my car door. From behind him I could make out a very fat woman drinking a Slurpee and oogling us not sure what was happening. I kept my cool until he said something about “cum on my glasses” at which point I hit the panic button on my keys and started yelling at him. I don’t really remember what I said but the white trash lady eventually chucked her Slurpee in his general direction before I got in my car to speed away and nearly hit him.
The next day he left me an angry voicemail calling me a heifer. The next time I saw him, I nearly ran him down with my car again.
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Comments ( 12 )
Whoah, good date turned bad, fast. Sad that you missed him pulling out. =(
MochiHoshi added these pithy words on
Sep 30 09 at
6:29 pm
Hey, at least the bystander lady was on your side! That guy sounds scarily predatory.
Syl added these pithy words on
Sep 30 09 at
9:12 pm
Holy shit, this went from cute to terrifying in a few short seconds. Good move hitting the panic button.
Myar added these pithy words on
Sep 30 09 at
10:53 pm
I think maybe you should have reported him for sexual assault, not try to run him over…
Hortense Daigle added these pithy words on
Oct 01 09 at
12:41 am
Trying to rape you in a parking lot…Douche.
Trying to rape you in a parking lot with someone watching…Dumb-ass
Becky added these pithy words on
Oct 01 09 at
4:24 am
PtMbs added these pithy words on that’s not just a bad dude that’s a rapist. you should’ve gone to the cops.
Lee added these pithy words on
Oct 01 09 at
9:41 am
Ordinarily I’d say it’s pretty low to date a guy just for a free meal and that you deserve whatever happens as karmic payback, but this guy got off easy. He deserved way more than a slurpee on his shirt. Good on you for not sticking by him.
RK added these pithy words on
Oct 01 09 at
3:41 pm
I disagree with RK. not EVERY date has to be spectacular and meaningful. It’s okay to look around and enjoy a casual date.
Also, guy is a total douche, I would have reported him and his license plate, if accessible.
Aros added these pithy words on
Oct 05 09 at
4:22 am
Whoah, good date turned bad, fast. Sad that you missed him pulling out. =(
VA added these pithy words on
Oct 05 09 at
6:44 pm
holy shit. sounds like my bf. whatta douche.
Rachel added these pithy words on
Oct 09 09 at
10:20 am
I have to wonder what his chances were of getting into your pants had he not completely effed it up really bad with that lame parking lot play.
Errol Flynn added these pithy words on
Oct 10 09 at
3:07 am
